Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Nervous Guy (Awkward Sex): Key of Awesome #23

August 23rd, 2011

Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR’s YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Music produced by Big Dawg www.myspace.com LYRICS Hey there girl it’s been long time since I’ve done this…sex I mean. You see I’m just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. FYI lately I haven’t been able to have an orgasm without crying. It’s something I’ve been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You’re thinking that he’s gonna love you and it will be hot You’re wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He’s always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he’s nauseous from the pressure plus he’s really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He’s self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he’s still got a furry vest MARK It’s not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It’s very common in old guys. MARK It’s not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you’re freakin’ cus your thinkin’ what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Bigger Stronger Faster, Part 7 (2008)

August 22nd, 2011

Bigger, Stronger, Faster* is a 2008 documentary film directed by Christopher Bell about the use of anabolic steroids as performance-enhancing drugs in the United States and how this practice relates to the American Dream. The film had its world premiere on January 19, 2008 at the 2008 Sundance Film Festival. The film was shown at the Tribeca Film Festival in April 2008, and opened in limited release in the United States on May 30, 2008. On December 14, 2008, Mike Bell, brother of director Chris Bell, who was prominently featured in the film, died at 37. Christian Boeving who appeared in the film admitting steroid use, was later fired by his sponsor, Muscletech. Christian was later interviewed on a small cable television show ‘The Gregory Mantell Show’, where he talked about the repercussions. The documentary examines the steroid use of the director Christopher Bell and his two brothers, Mark and Mike Bell, who all grew up idolizing Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hulk Hogan, and Sylvester Stallone, and also features professional athletes, medical experts, fitness center members, and US Congressmen talking about the issue of anabolic steroids. Beyond the basic issue of anabolic steroid use, Bigger, Stronger, Faster* examines the lack of consistency in how America views drugs, cheating, and the lengths people go to achieve success. The film looks beyond the steroid issue to such topics as Tiger Woods’ laser eye correction to 20/15 vision, professional musicians use of anxiety

Nervous Guy: with AHMIR! This is gonna be awkward. Key of Awesome #23! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Performed by AHMIR with Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small AHMIR’s YouTube Channel: www.youtube.com Music produced by Big Dawg www.myspace.com LYRICS Hey there girl it’s been long time since I’ve done this…sex I mean. You see I’m just getting over a really painful divorce so you might want to lower your expectations just a tad. I want to go ahead and apologize in advance for what is probably going to be an underwhelming experience for you. FYI lately I haven’t been able to have an orgasm without crying. It’s something I’ve been working on with my shrink. Am I talking to much? This is gonna be awkward. AHMIR You’re thinking that he’s gonna love you and it will be hot You’re wondering will he love you all night (probably not) He’s always been dumbfounded by female anatomy Be his Watson girl and help him solve this mystery Now he’s nauseous from the pressure plus he’s really drunk His prophylactic is suffocating his poor junk He’s self conscious bout my man boobs and my hairy chest He took off his shirt but he’s still got a furry vest MARK It’s not uncommon for me to have performance anxiety AHMIR It’s very common in old guys. MARK It’s not helping that a bunch of dudes are singing right behind me. AHMIR And now you’re freakin’ cus your thinkin’ what the hell have I gotten my self into As you look in his
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Toybox – Sailor Song (With Lyrics)

August 18th, 2011

Sailor song by Toybox. So if we all come together, We know what to do, We all come together just to sing we love you, And if we all come together, We know what to do, We all come together just for you Racing all around the seven seas, Chasing all the girls and making robberies Causing panic everywhere they go Party hardy on Titanic Sailing, sailing jumping off the railing Drinking, drinking till the ship is sinking Gambling, stealing lots of sex appealing Come let us sing the sailor song So if we all come together, We know what to do, We all come together just to sing we love you, And if we all come together, We know what to do, We all come together just for you Sailorman, you really turn me on Now the guys are gone, come let us get it on Girls like me are pretty hard to find so if you go I’ll kick your heiney Sailing, sailing jumping off the railing Drinking, drinking till the ship is sinking Gambling, stealing lots of sex appealing Come, let us sing the sailor song So if we all come together, We know what to do, We all come together just to sing we love you, And if we all come together, We know what to do, We all come together just for you Now lets fight! Ha, thats not a knife This is a knife! Sailing, sailing jumping off the railing Drinking, drinking till the ship is sinking Gambling, stealing lots of sex appealing Come, let us sing the sailor song So if we all come together, We know what to do, We all come together just to sing we love you, And if we all come

BEST IMAGES OF THE WEEK: IMG! episode 6

August 15th, 2011

Some of the best images I stumbled on this week :) Submit your own and see what other people like! www.facebook.com **** LINKS **** Pizza topped with pizza: gizmodo.com Chewbacca Boob-grab, Lego head girl, and female quail man: www.lazypalace.com Lucky Star: www.astrobunny.net Pugs wearing jackets: www.buzzfeed.com Cat catching balloons: bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com Sexy Nemo costume: www.buzzfeed.com Hair-O-Lanterns: www.buzzfeed.com Unusual nails: funlok.org Twins: worldmustbecrazy.blogspot.com Twins VIDEO: www.youtube.com Beer stuff: coolmaterial.com Butt fire gif: i.imgur.com Cat sleep gif: i.imgur.com Animals stuck in things: www.dumage.com Sci-Fi celeb Yearbook photos: blastr.com Women who used to be men: www.dont-panic.co.uk Gender illusion: illusioncontest.neuralcorrelate.com Ambigrams: www.google.com Brightness illusion: www.moillusions.com Bra gas mask: www.gizmodo.com.au Cats Morph to Croissants: www.youtube.com Masturbation: via www.facebook.com

Swine Flue: How to remain calm when potential mass panic

August 14th, 2011

Swine Flue: How to remain calm when potential mass panic

Like any other threat to the basic need of survival, the recent Swine flue alert is causing fear in people. While a reasonable fear of death is a normal human reaction to a threat, excessive worrying and paranoia are not. The Swine flu alert can understandably trigger a sudden loss of security that for some individuals might be particularly difficult to handle.

People at risk of a exaggerated response include 1) people with generalized anxiety disorder, 2) people used to have everything under control, 3) people that present difficulty controlling emotions in general, and 4) individuals that tend to catastrophize events when under stress (what we call in psychology a tendency to black & white or distorted thinking).
It is especially important in cases of potential mass panic that we remain calm. Obsession and terror create more problems than they solve, and paralyze rather than motivate.

What to do:

1- Inform yourself and then go back to your life. The excessive exposure to media or news can increase your sense of loss of control and make you think that the worst has happened or is about to happen. Checking the news once or twice a day is plenty. Remember that things don’t change fast even the worst scenarios.

2- Tell your children the truth in their own language according to their age and model with your behavior. They will handle the situation as well as you do.
3- Follow directions carefully but do not worry about perfection. If the recommendations say wash your hands after certain activities or a certain number of times, try to do it. Remind yourself that if you forgot once or you couldn’t do exactly what the directions indicated, you are still being extra cautious.

4- Avoid participating in long rumor discussions. In situations like this, most people don’t have complete information. Pieces of information without complete reference of sources or details are rumors not worthy of your time and can be detrimental to your mental health.
5- Avoid thinking too much about negative scenarios. Try to remain based in fact. If your mind starts racing, just come back to the basic facts you know to be true about the situation. At the same time, try to think of other scenarios, also possible but this time positive to counteract the negative effects of the first ones. If this is particularly hard for you to do, ask others for help. Remember that not everything your brain tells you is necessarily true. Learn to control your brain instead of your brain controlling you.

6- Maintain a positive attitude. Continue to be grateful for the good things that you have in life and maintain hope. Positive mental attitude is priority number one in any survival situation. In fact, it’s listed as priority number one in the US military’s survival training. Positive mental attitude is more important than water and food! So even if things don’t indicate it or you don’t believe it, repeat to yourself that “I can handle this situation! Everything will be ok.”

7- Remain focused on what you can control and let go of what you cannot

Written by Psychocounselor

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